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Last Updated: 28.06.2025 07:23
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Then came..
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Just Forget it!
Hysterias & Posteriors
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Still no good
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
No way
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What’s the funniest thing you’ve heard a child cry about?
No, not a chance
Freaks and Cheeks
Thumbs down again.
Why do I feel sleepy after massage?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Minds and Behinds
So, the docs changed it to read
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Next, they tried...
Loons and Moons
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
They put up a sign reading
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
So they tried
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Nuts and Butts
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share office space ...
Another attempt resulted in ...
Still no good.
No go.
Unacceptable again!
Everyone loved it.